You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.
Quote by Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson Quotes
Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....
I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...
Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...
Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...
That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.
I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...
This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...
People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...