Stupid risks make life worth living.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.