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You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.