Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Humor Quotes, Life Quotes

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!