Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.
Quote by Homer Simpson
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...
Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Operator, give me the number for 911!
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...
I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...
Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.
Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.
Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!