Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Humor Quotes, Life Quotes

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'