Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Alcohol Quotes, Funny Quotes

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...