Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Alcohol Quotes, Funny Quotes

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'