Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Alcohol Quotes, Funny Quotes

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.