I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...