Mmm... Organized Crime
Quote by Homer Simpson
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...
I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.
My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...
Stupid risks make life worth living.
Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...
Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...
I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!
Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...
I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...