Mmm... Organized Crime
Quote by Homer Simpson
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...
Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...
Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...
I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...
That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!
Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!
I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.
Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.
Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...