Mmm... Organized Crime

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Drinking Quotes

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....