They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die.

Quote by Homer Simpson

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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!