Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
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Homer Simpson Quotes
Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!
Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...
Mmm... Organized Crime
Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....
This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.
My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...
Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!