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Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...