My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd elect me, I'd make them pay.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...