Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

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My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!