Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...