Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.