I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Quote by Homer Simpson
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.
Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!
My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...
Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...
Operator, give me the number for 911!
Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...
Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.
Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.