Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Quote by Homer Simpson

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Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...