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Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!