Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Comedy Quotes

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

That awkward moment when you name your child 'Christian' only for him to grow up...

That awkward moment when you name your child 'Christian' only for him to grow up...

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend...

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend...