Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Comedy Quotes

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the...

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the...

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of...

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of...

The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.

The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.