Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Quote by W C Fields

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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...