Quotes about W C Fields

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

#W C Fields

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

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Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

#W C Fields

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

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It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

#W C Fields

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

#W C Fields

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

#W C Fields