Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.