I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Drink Quotes

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

I drink therefore I am.

I drink therefore I am.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

God gives all birds their food but does not drop it into their nests

God gives all birds their food but does not drop it into their nests