Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Quote by W C Fields

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I'm a Hollywood Trainwreck.

I'm a Hollywood Trainwreck.

Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants...

Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants...