A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape crusher with athlete's foot?.
Quote by W C Fields
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...
Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
He sees it in the juvenile street gangs, who live in fear of death and...
Death came very easily to her. She had lived such an innocent and loving life...