If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

Quote by W C Fields

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It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made...

Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made...

I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number...

I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number...