The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

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I drink therefore I am.

I drink therefore I am.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.