The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

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It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They...

Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They...

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.