Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Smile Quotes

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.