Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Quote by W C Fields

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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of...

To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of...