Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.

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You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

Hey, is this your boy?

Hey, is this your boy?

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Flip that ! Bust that!

Flip that ! Bust that!

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.