Hey, is this your boy?
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....