Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
It don't fucking matter!
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
It's about to go down.
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Sex is great for stress
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...
How the hell do you wake up dead?
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.