Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
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Kevin Hart Quotes
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
It's about to go down.
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Sex is great for stress
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
Pineapples! I wanna go home.