Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

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Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress

Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.

Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.

You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

Hey, is this your boy?

Hey, is this your boy?

If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...

If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

This shit just got real!

This shit just got real!

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...