Flip that ! Bust that!

Quote by Kevin Hart

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So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!

YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

This shit just got real!

This shit just got real!

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.