Flip that ! Bust that!

Quote by Kevin Hart

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No, rats are out side, mice are inside.

No, rats are out side, mice are inside.

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

How the hell do you wake up dead?

How the hell do you wake up dead?

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...