Flip that ! Bust that!

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No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...

Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!

This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...

I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...