Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Both ya'll niggas!
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
Hey, is this your boy?
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
It don't fucking matter!
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!