Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!