Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
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Kevin Hart Quotes
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
Sex is great for stress
It don't fucking matter!
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
Hey, is this your boy?
This shit just got real!
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Get off Facebook while in church.
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
It's about to go down.
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...