Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
Hey, is this your boy?
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
Sex is great for stress
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
How the hell do you wake up dead?
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!