Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.
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Kevin Hart Quotes
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
Sex is great for stress
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!