Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.
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Kevin Hart Quotes
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
This shit just got real!
Flip that ! Bust that!
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.