When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want the earrings I just want the backs. You could put them on but your'e gonna f*cking lose them without the backs. I suggest you buy…
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Kevin Hart Quotes
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
Get off Facebook while in church.
Hey, is this your boy?
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
It don't fucking matter!
How the hell do you wake up dead?
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...