When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want the earrings I just want the backs. You could put them on but your'e gonna f*cking lose them without the backs. I suggest you buy…
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Kevin Hart Quotes
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
Sex is great for stress
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
Oh my god noooooo...
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
Flip that ! Bust that!
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!