Quotes by Woody Allen

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job

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If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...

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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

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