Quotes by W C Fields

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

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The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

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