Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

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I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...