Quotes by W C Fields

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

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It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

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If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

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I never met a kid I liked.

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

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