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No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy