Quotes by Bob Hope

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

#Hollywood

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

#Money

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

#Money

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

#Money

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

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Your ignorance cramps my conversation

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I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

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I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

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