Quotes about Woody Allen

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

#Woody Allen

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

#Woody Allen

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

#Woody Allen

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

#Woody Allen

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job

#Woody Allen

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...

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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

#Woody Allen

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

#Woody Allen