Quotes about Woody Allen

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...

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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

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I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...

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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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I am two with nature.

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

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Marriage is the death of hope.

#Woody Allen