Quotes about Groucho Marx

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...

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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

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Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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Room service? Send up a larger room.

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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

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