Quotes about Groucho Marx

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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Room service? Send up a larger room.

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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

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