My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.#Facebook Status, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
Every Christmas I only buy gifts for friends when I find out they already got...#Christmas, #Funny, #Gifts
Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....#Computer, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
