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At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.

At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

It is the privilege of posterity to set matters right between those antagonists who, by...

It is the privilege of posterity to set matters right between those antagonists who, by...

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

George washington said We would have a black president when pigs fly!... well, swine flu.

George washington said We would have a black president when pigs fly!... well, swine flu.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the...

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the...

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Got no checkbooks, got no banks. Still Id like to express my thanks.

Got no checkbooks, got no banks. Still Id like to express my thanks.

Every man is a creature of the age in which he lives; very few are...

Every man is a creature of the age in which he lives; very few are...

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single...

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single...

This is the curse of our age, that even the strangest aberrations are no cure...

This is the curse of our age, that even the strangest aberrations are no cure...

The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at...

The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at...

Old age, especially an honoured old age, has so great authority, that this is of...

Old age, especially an honoured old age, has so great authority, that this is of...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask,...

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask,...