Quotes about Monday

Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.

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I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

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If Monday was a person, it'd be a Ginger...

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Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

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Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?

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I am about to go Tebow on my Monday.

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Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and...

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Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did...

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They should make Mondays illegal.

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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems,...

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It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays.

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On Mondays, I'm always f*cking thankful I don't have a swear jar.

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