That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are like, 'Did I really look like that the WHOLE day?'

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The surest sign of age is loneliness.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty; he...

In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty; he...

The pyramids themselves, doting with age, have forgotten the names of their founders.

The pyramids themselves, doting with age, have forgotten the names of their founders.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and...

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and...

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me...

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me...

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title,...

If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title,...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my...

I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my...

My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's...

My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's...

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

When my enemy is absent from school and I'm just like...'Thats right, b*tch. dont ever...

When my enemy is absent from school and I'm just like...'Thats right, b*tch. dont ever...

Dear teacher, would you mind not looking at my paper while I'm answering your test?...

Dear teacher, would you mind not looking at my paper while I'm answering your test?...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...