That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are like, 'Did I really look like that the WHOLE day?'

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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.

What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he...

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he...

I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my...

I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my...

Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age.

Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age.

I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true...

I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true...

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

The child thinks of growing old as an almost obscene calamity, which for some mysterious...

The child thinks of growing old as an almost obscene calamity, which for some mysterious...

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to...

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to...

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always...

If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always...

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

Intolerance has been the curse of every age and state.

Intolerance has been the curse of every age and state.

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...

C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.

C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.