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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11...#Christmas, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the...#Christmas, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.#Facebook, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
