When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

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Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick...

Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick...

I get into certain yoga positions at times, when I'm working out and for exercises....

I get into certain yoga positions at times, when I'm working out and for exercises....

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put...

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put...

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and...

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and...

In general, any form of exercise, if pursued continuously, will help train us in perseverance....

In general, any form of exercise, if pursued continuously, will help train us in perseverance....

To be good, we must do good; and by doing good we take a sure...

To be good, we must do good; and by doing good we take a sure...

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...

Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart.

Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart.

Tough times are like physical exercise. You may not like it while you are doing...

Tough times are like physical exercise. You may not like it while you are doing...

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

Nobody likes the guys that go to the gym to stare at themselves in the...

Nobody likes the guys that go to the gym to stare at themselves in the...

Exercise is the chief source of improvement in our faculties

Exercise is the chief source of improvement in our faculties

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on...

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on...

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

I think exercise tests us in so many ways, our skills, our hearts, our ability...

I think exercise tests us in so many ways, our skills, our hearts, our ability...

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have...

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have...

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up...

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up...

He who laughs, lasts.

He who laughs, lasts.

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman -...

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman -...