When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

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Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.

Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on...

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on...

I think that making love is the best form of exercise.

I think that making love is the best form of exercise.

Problems are to the mind what exercise is to the muscles, they toughen and make...

Problems are to the mind what exercise is to the muscles, they toughen and make...

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and...

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and...

I get into certain yoga positions at times, when I'm working out and for exercises....

I get into certain yoga positions at times, when I'm working out and for exercises....

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick...

Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick...

Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical...

Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical...

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

To be good, we must do good; and by doing good we take a sure...

To be good, we must do good; and by doing good we take a sure...

If we could give every individual the right amount of nourishment and exercise, not too...

If we could give every individual the right amount of nourishment and exercise, not too...

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Make sure you eat a variety of...

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Make sure you eat a variety of...

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people...

Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people...

There are really only two requirements when it comes to exercise. One is that you...

There are really only two requirements when it comes to exercise. One is that you...

In general, any form of exercise, if pursued continuously, will help train us in perseverance....

In general, any form of exercise, if pursued continuously, will help train us in perseverance....

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Here Greek and Roman find themselves alive along these crowded shelves; and Shakespeare treads again...

Here Greek and Roman find themselves alive along these crowded shelves; and Shakespeare treads again...

The chalk thing lebron does before games...isn't chalk. It's dust from his fingers being ringless.

The chalk thing lebron does before games...isn't chalk. It's dust from his fingers being ringless.

The script was just the best I'd read in a long time and I love...

The script was just the best I'd read in a long time and I love...