When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

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Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Make sure you eat a variety of...

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Make sure you eat a variety of...

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...

There are really only two requirements when it comes to exercise. One is that you...

There are really only two requirements when it comes to exercise. One is that you...

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people...

Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people...

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

I think exercise tests us in so many ways, our skills, our hearts, our ability...

I think exercise tests us in so many ways, our skills, our hearts, our ability...

To be good, we must do good; and by doing good we take a sure...

To be good, we must do good; and by doing good we take a sure...

Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.

Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have...

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have...

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put...

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put...

Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia

Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia

One should eat nutritious food and exercise regularly to have sound health. Virtuous deeds performed...

One should eat nutritious food and exercise regularly to have sound health. Virtuous deeds performed...

Nobody likes the guys that go to the gym to stare at themselves in the...

Nobody likes the guys that go to the gym to stare at themselves in the...

Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical...

Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical...

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and...

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and...

Problems are to the mind what exercise is to the muscles, they toughen and make...

Problems are to the mind what exercise is to the muscles, they toughen and make...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old...

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...