When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.
Exercise is the chief source of improvement in our faculties
One should eat nutritious food and exercise regularly to have sound health. Virtuous deeds performed...
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put...
Problems are to the mind what exercise is to the muscles, they toughen and make...
Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart.
Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!
I get into certain yoga positions at times, when I'm working out and for exercises....
Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia
Nobody likes the guys that go to the gym to stare at themselves in the...
There are really only two requirements when it comes to exercise. One is that you...
Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse
Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...
It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on...
If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Make sure you eat a variety of...
I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of...