When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

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Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse

Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse

Tough times are like physical exercise. You may not like it while you are doing...

Tough times are like physical exercise. You may not like it while you are doing...

I think that making love is the best form of exercise.

I think that making love is the best form of exercise.

One should eat nutritious food and exercise regularly to have sound health. Virtuous deeds performed...

One should eat nutritious food and exercise regularly to have sound health. Virtuous deeds performed...

Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick...

Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick...

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart.

Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart.

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have...

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have...

In general, any form of exercise, if pursued continuously, will help train us in perseverance....

In general, any form of exercise, if pursued continuously, will help train us in perseverance....

Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people...

Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people...

Problems are to the mind what exercise is to the muscles, they toughen and make...

Problems are to the mind what exercise is to the muscles, they toughen and make...

Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.

Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.

Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Make sure you eat a variety of...

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Make sure you eat a variety of...

Exercise is the chief source of improvement in our faculties

Exercise is the chief source of improvement in our faculties

Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.

Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.

What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to...

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to...