When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse
Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!
Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick...
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...
I think exercise tests us in so many ways, our skills, our hearts, our ability...
The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...
Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia
In general, any form of exercise, if pursued continuously, will help train us in perseverance....
Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...
Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put...
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people...
Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.
Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.
The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and...
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find...
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What...
Even the gods love jokes