Quotes about Funny

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

#Funny

I think I don't regret a single 'excess' of my responsive youth-I only regret, in...

#Age, #Funny

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

#Funny, #Future, #Past

The only completely consistent people are the dead.

#Death, #Funny

We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.

#Age, #Funny

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age,...

#Age, #Funny

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

#Funny

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

#Funny

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

#Facebook, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

#Facebook, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status

When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey!...

#Funny, #Work

Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'

#Funny, #Girls